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The Blackberry and Wives - Mortal Enemies

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by on 02-12-2009 at 09:58 PM (1153 Views)
It seems like just yesterday I was sitting in my makeshift office logging into the internet to check my jeremyenke@aol.com email. The worst part is that we didn't have a phone hook up in that office (spare bedroom), so I had a phone line running across the house that I would have to plug into the back of my computer every night. If someone paged me on my beeper, I would have to disconnect from the world wide web to call them...... this was post cell phone era. Having a beeper was playaaaa.

Fast forward 9 years later. Now I can download files, check email, get text messages, BB messages, and generally run my entire business from the little piece of crack cocaine I keep in my pocket. Oh wait, it's actually a blackberry curve. My wife and the wives of many other CEO's and internet marketers would have you believing however that there really is crack inside these things.

It's not so much that blackberries are addicting, it's just the simple fact that you can be connected in so many ways. I can empathize with my wife though when she says she wants to throw my blackberry out the window. I do spend way to much time on the damn thing. It's so hard not to however when you truly love your job and love what you do.

I genuinely get excited when I get new emails or BB messages, even if it is after hours. Oh wait, I am an internet marketer, there's no such thing as "after hours"!

I suppose it would be easier if my wife was on the internet 10% as much as me, or ran her own internet business. She pretty much only logs on once or twice a day to check her yahoo mail or facebook.

So with all that, I have come to the conclusion that wives and blackberries will just never see eye to eye. Anyone else have this problem, or is it just me?

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  1. MJ's Avatar
    Alicia has divorce papers ready before we even get hitched over me and my Iphone - I nnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeed it though.
  2. PokerNations's Avatar
    To be honest I hate being "connected" all the time. When I go out somewhere I don't really want to check the interwebs or be accessible.

    I broke down recently and purchased a cell phone for business purposes, but that's about it (i.e. I'm not using it to check email or browse the net)

    I spent PLENTY of time in front of my computer at home that I need the disconnect when I'm out running errands or shopping or whatever.

    My problem is that my wife and I are both home all the time, so there's no time away like you'd get if one of you was punching the clock. Being around someone that constantly can be difficult, because no matter how much you like or love someone, you don't really want to interact with them 24 hours/day.
  3. CK's Avatar
    Jeremy when the guys post Facebook pics of you in Vegas and nearly every pic of you has your BB in it. Your either holding it or checking messages. You have a problem sir that can only be dealt with BB rehab and I am sure Mrs. Enke would approve (jk) Actually I hate cell phones so I wont bother with a BB. I refuse to get one, hubby has his and I cant stand having to text someone a message. I can write a 1000 word review in no time but ask me to send someone a message and I get so pissed off at the stupid thing I just close it

    and btw the pager thing omg did I laugh. Did you have one of these to?

  4. Jeremy's Avatar
    I did actually have a phone that came in a leather bag that was about that size. Then I upgraded to a Startec 500 flip phone!
  5. 's Avatar
    Jeremy, You had me cracking up over here (pardon the pun!). That was short but very accurate. My ex-girlfriend used to get so pissed off that she would pretty much ignore me if I picked up my 'berry while at dinner or in bed. Although, at times it made for fun tool that used to buy me a few moments of silence as long as I could ingore the death stare ;-)
  6. Unknown Webmaster's Avatar
    I'v gotta get myself one of those pretty little things.

    Just have to decide if it will be a wife or a Blackberry.

    Can anybody who has experience with both recommend one over the other?
    I don't think I can afford both
  7. Steve's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown Webmaster
    Just have to decide if it will be a wife or a Blackberry.

    Can anybody who has experience with both recommend one over the other?
    I don't think I can afford both
    Take the BB, it is cheaper and much easier to figure out!

    My name is Steven Cook and I am a Blackberraholic.

    Please save me...
  8. Ridge's Avatar
    LOL, good stuff bro. I actually had a pager and a "bag phone" back in the day. I use to swear I would never be one of those cell phone talking assholes. Now, here I am with a 6 computer network in my home, blackberry, and I'm even thinking about getting one of those ghey bluetooth headset things I hate too for driving.

    I'm pretty sure Mrs. Enke is like mine, she will tolerate a bunch as long as the bills get paid AMIRITEW?

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