Jeremy

The New U.S. National Symbol Is A Condom - U.S. = Joke

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Jeremy

on 02-14-2009 at 12:14 PM (6300 Views)

It amazes me that the U.S. government can pass bills worth billions and even trillions of dollars within 24 hours of the 1000+ page document coming out that outlines all the frivolous spending. How in the world can one bill become 1000+ pages in a couple days? Very simple, every politician was sure to have their staff slide in their own personal spending plans. There are literally parts of this bill where numbers were crossed out, and $50 million dollars to a project were simply added by being "penciled in". You can't make this stuff up folks.

Yes, the glorious U.S. legislators are spending our money and passing bills that they admittedly have not even read.

In the current economic climate, should part of the bailout really include a magnetic levitation train from L.A. to Vegas? Should my tax dollars fund another $4 billion to the automakers so they can offer $50K checks and free cars to their employees to retire? Oh, and let's not forget the $600 Million dollars allocated to buy a new fleet of government cars for politicians. I am not against a bailout to stop the freefall in the U.S. economy. But give me a break, this is ridiculous. And I challenge anyone to comment in this blog on how spending my tax dollars on the above makes any sense.

Do your own research and you will see this bailout has nothing to do with money coming in to the pockets of citizens, and everything to do with liberals finally having an open line of credit, courtesy of the taxpayers, to push through their personal and state initiatives. And for the record I am not, nor did I vote republican. In a few years when it's all said and done, enough money will be printed that 90% of every mortgage in the U.S. could be paid off.

So with all that, I present you with our new National symbol, the condom.

The United States government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the governments political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

To my fellow Americans, it really doesn't get much more accurate than this.

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PokerNations - 02-14-2009 02:57 PM
CHANGE! lol :P
Sebastian - 02-14-2009 05:07 PM
lol. Nice post. Buzz marketing in action !
Jeremy - 02-15-2009 10:02 AM
Hahahah, well I didn't make the post for viral purposes, although I suppose it could be. I guess living in the U.S., it just gets more and more frustrating everyday watching the government spend trillions of our tax dollars stupidly.

And I agree PN, so much for change. Same old B.S., just a different president and party. The U.S. will be a completely socialist country in the next few years anyways.
Ridge - 02-15-2009 11:59 AM
Man its great to knwo that I'm not alone. I really don't think most people know what is happening right now. There is so much pork in this bill its sick and I honestly think our congress needs arrested for passing it.

There is so much more going on then what the major news outlets are reporting, CNN, MSNBC, etc are all in the pocket of the extreme left. It's a sad time in our country.

Even Google is joining the nutty liberals, they have announced a multi-billion dollar venture with the biggest lobbying group in the world, GE - I never thought google would take up company with the most liberal people in the country.

God, I could go on and on, but it looks like you are paying attention and that makes me feel better.

Good post J
MJ - 02-15-2009 12:23 PM
Do you guys realize if Jesus spent ONE MILLION DOLLARS A DAY since he was born until today it would not be a trillion dollars?

Marinate on that for a second.
PokerNations - 02-15-2009 01:07 PM
Originally Posted by MJ

Do you guys realize if Jesus spent ONE MILLION DOLLARS A DAY since he was born until today it would not be a trillion dollars?

Marinate on that for a second.

Lol, I never thought about it like that, wowza! I remember I used to have discussions years ago where I'd mention if I made a million dollars/day for the rest of my life, I still wouldn't catch up to Bill Gates (who had 50 billion networth at the time) and that blew my mind.

But the Jesus analogy is really ridiculous!
CoolDog - 02-15-2009 02:49 PM
What's even worse is that all this money for crap like that and the stimulus package is going to be the repercussions of printing all that fiat money! Wait 'till inflation hits because of this money printing!
Greg - 02-16-2009 08:20 PM
Is this the one where the condom balloons are banging and there is a very suspicious scene where a male animal (I refer too as Brandon B) is giving and receiving?
clarke - 02-17-2009 05:06 PM
"And I challenge anyone to comment in this blog on how spending my tax dollars on the above makes any sense."

When you're stuck between a rock and a hard place, there's often no ideal solution to getting yourself out of the jam. The bailout is kind of like free market economics or even democracy... hate it all you want but until you can find a better solution it's all we've got. The real question is would the bailout have passed without the projects your against? I think Obama is playing his cards close to his chest and knows that he's got to appease some people to get important things done in Washington (like credit flowing again asap). Naturally you're going to pissed off that a unionized button pusher in Detriot is taking the rake on your paycheck to help with their retirement, but if you look at the economics behind car manufacturing you'll realize that the big 3 are more important to North America then most of us realize. In my opinion anyone who says "let them fail, they'll soon be replaced by a car company that is actually profitable" is an idiot, not even Toyota is profitable right now (and do we really want our own car manufactures to fail so the foreign ones can scoop up their market share?)
Jeremy - 02-17-2009 05:43 PM
The U.S. is the most mis-managed organization in the world.

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