Snake Oil Salesman
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on 03-06-2009 at 10:20 AM (1299 Views)
A little while ago my wife and I were looking for new computer/office furniture. A local furniture outlet was going out of business, so we hit the place to see if we could find any deals.
Immediately upon entry an old guy (looked like a nice grandpa type fellow) approached us and asked if we had received their flyer in the mail. We replied we hadn't, so he goes:
ok folks, this is how it's going to work. No reasonable offer will be refused, so you can just ignore all the price tags on items
He then proceeded to follow us around while we shopped, making sure to comment on EVERY single piece of furniture we looked at:
isn't that a nice piece folks?
I have that one at my home?
That piece is a real bargain!
He was even finding something positive to say about a piece that had paint flaking off it!
Really reminded me of those old-timey snake oil salesmen. The ones who were like:
Folks, gather round, I have the most wonderful concoction for you. It cures headaches, measles, the mumps, the common cold, fever, shivers, club foot, poor eyesight, water retention and is an aphrodesiac sure to lure supple young women into your bed!
Anyway, surefire way to turn us off from a purchase, and we went with another store instead.
























