Modern Technology

[mojo]

Three women, two younger and one senior
citizen were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound and
the young woman pressed her forearm.
The beep stopped and the others looked
at her questioningly? That was my pager
she said, I have a microchip under the
skin of my arm.

A few minutes later a phone rang, the
second young woman lifted her palm to
her ear. When she finished she
explained, that was my mobile phone and
I have a microchip in my hand.

The older woman felt very low-tech, so
not to be outdone she decided she had to
do something just as impressive. She
stepped out of the sauna and went to the
bathroom. She returned with a piece of
toilet paper hanging from her rear-end.

The others raised their eyebrows and
stared at her.

The older woman finally said.... Well,
will you look at that... I'm getting a FAX!

[Hazo]

LOL