This has to be the World's most stupid translating service...

[Catfish]

So I contacted this guy who's offering translation service English to German, and I write an email to him in German, for obvious reasons, asking him about details, prices, samples of jobs done etc.
He sends an email back bragging about his experience and expertise, but in horrific German. So I send a rather short email back to him, saying, "sorry pal your German is simply not good enough".

Here's his answer: "Why, did you not understand the email I sent?"

[parttimepoker]

Ich mag dieses thread

[Laurence]

Was ein dummkopf!

[superiorword]

LOL, is he a PAL member?

[suffolkpoker]

Ich heiße suffolkpoker, Fick mich Dummes huhn!!

do i get the gig?

[Giorgio]

Scheister!

[pokerprop]

FLǕGGȦ∂NKđ€ČHIŒβǾLʃÊN

[jdwanchalk]

From the title, one could only assume you have been dealing with Akhil. Sorry.

[Catfish]

Update on conversation:
his answer: "Hey my german maybe no so perfect but my english sure is. Good luck finding some other sucker to do this."

[michael1981]

He was probably using Google Translate and hoping not to get caught out lol