Idiot "Friends"

[TheShortStack]

The serial posters are the worst offenders, must you post every single thing you think/eat etc and every song you listen to

Couldn't agree more - I have one 'friend' who seems to do nothing but post on FB and Twitter. It's bad enough that he's decided to watch X Factor but he seems to have this need to tell the world his every thought about it. The guy's 33 btw.

Last year he went through a break up with his gf and it was like watching a car crash. Every second of the day he was telling everyone 'how dark it is down here'

[alex_c]

It's bad enough that he's decided to watch X Factor

Love the fact that you can tell when X factor is on because everyone becomes a singing expert and believes that everyone wants to know their personal critiques

[Laurence]

Every second of the day he was telling everyone 'how dark it is down here'

Hahahah. Personally I'm most surprised with people that pray through facebook. I am not religious, but I'm sure even the lord frowns upon that one.

'Heavenly Father, today I choose to focus on You. I open my heart and mind to receive Your daily benefits. Show me ways to be a blessing to others and use me for Your glory in Jesus’ name. Amen'

For the rest, all that post on facebook are looking to whore for attention. Some just don't take into consideration that we don't give a damn what you're cooking tonight and how excited your are about it, or how you're playing on your xbox having a good time. At least post a picture of your friend bleeding after you accidentally smacked him in the head with the guitar while playing guitar hero.

[CK]

Ya know what I hate more than stupid friends.........retarded affiliate managers who think I want to be "friends" so they can spam me with crap promos..and when I ignore they hit up family members. Because thats a genius idea. I went off on one and her reply was I don't understand why your being so rude. My facebook account is quite limited now. I really don't add anyone else or even affiliates for that matter.

Anyways this sums it up pretty well

How to Suck at Facebook - The Oatmeal

[wjb316]

Dumb Girl 1: OMG I AM SO MAD I HATE LIFE
Dumb Girl 2: OMG what's wrong?
Dumb Girl 1: I don't wanna talk about it/!!

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Dumb Girl 3 Friday: Going out with the girlies tonight woohoo lets find some cute guys
Dumb Girl 3 Later That Night: I am sooo drunk lol just peed on someone's car
Dumb Girl 3 Saturday: Omg guys are such assholes and players
Repeat every, single week.


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I feel much happier after getting rid of Facebook. Way too much bullshit. It's like reading a trashy celebrity magazine except it features people you kinda know who aren't famous.

[leporello]

Ya know what I hate more than stupid friends.........retarded affiliate managers who think I want to be "friends" so they can spam me with crap promos..and when I ignore they hit up family members. Because thats a genius idea. I went off on one and her reply was I don't understand why your being so rude. My facebook account is quite limited now. I really don't add anyone else or even affiliates for that matter.

Anyways this sums it up pretty well

How to Suck at Facebook - The Oatmeal

Amazing link.

[Matt Geer]

Dumb Girl 1: OMG I AM SO MAD I HATE LIFE
Dumb Girl 2: OMG what's wrong?
Dumb Girl 1: I don't wanna talk about it/!!

.....


Dumb Girl 3 Friday: Going out with the girlies tonight woohoo lets find some cute guys
Dumb Girl 3 Later That Night: I am sooo drunk lol just peed on someone's car
Dumb Girl 3 Saturday: Omg guys are such assholes and players
Repeat every, single week.


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It's like reliving high school.

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