Official Bitch Thread

[Matt Geer]

I'm soooo done with dirty public bathrooms... and ladies.. Please STOP hovering. Gross.

If they don't hover, they can't hit the cig butts that are floating in the toilet... how will they know they are hitting it?

[PokerNations]

I'm soooo done with dirty public bathrooms... and ladies.. Please STOP hovering. Gross.

That reminds me of nasty-ass guys who use the mensroom and then leave without washing their hands. It's unreal how many people do this. I almost want to be like Adrian Monk and start wearing gloves when I play poker.

Then again, what doesn't kill us makes us stronger, so perhaps by being exposed to all their nastiness I'm developing immunities, while the germaphobes are just weakening us for future viruses

[Matt Geer]

That reminds me of nasty-ass guys who use the mensroom and then leave without washing their hands. It's unreal how many people do this. I almost want to be like Adrian Monk and start wearing gloves when I play poker.

Then again, what doesn't kill us makes us stronger, so perhaps by being exposed to all their nastiness I'm developing immunities, while the germaphobes are just weakening us for future viruses

If you really think about it too, all the things you touch walking and walking out.... Everyone who doesn't wash their hands are touching their face, other people, putting stuff in their mouths.....mmmmmm

[LadyHoldem]

That reminds me of nasty-ass guys who use the mensroom and then leave without washing their hands. It's unreal how many people do this. I almost want to be like Adrian Monk and start wearing gloves when I play poker.

Then again, what doesn't kill us makes us stronger, so perhaps by being exposed to all their nastiness I'm developing immunities, while the germaphobes are just weakening us for future viruses

Yknow girls go to the restroom in groups right... So I have a core group of girlfriends.. 4/5 of us usually out causing trouble together most of the time.

We enter the restroom together, you can hear the rustle of the way to many seat covers we all use ... then we gather around the sinks..

And ONE of the girls stays back a few steps, happily chattering with the rest of us while we all wash our hands.. For a long time we wondered if she just doesn't think we noticed...

Eventually she told us she doesn't like public sinks, takes the water to long to get hot and she doesn't like cold hands.

S'ok though, we're moms, we have hand sanitizer in our purses for after poker games n before we touch her steering wheel, etc.

:/

Todays bitch... 5am is damn early. + my laptop won't charge. + I spent 2 hours being indecisive looking at a new desktop at best buy yesterday. Opted to wait, so the husband 'took control' and bought the cheapest one there.

He's very proud of himself, can't believe I had so much trouble choosing. Duh it was right there :P.

Least it's an hp, as far as desktops go, hp's my fave.

[PokerNations]

Least it's an hp, as far as desktops go, hp's my fave.

I hate all things HP & Compaq. But I'm a computer snob since I build my own, so I turn my nose up at most any mass-produced PC

[wjb316]

Speaking of restrooms, I have several things to say.

Who the hell invented the stand up urinal? I mean seriously, stop and think about it guys. First of all, it offers one less option for use. Second, they are usually pretty high so you're much more likely to get splashback. And nothing pisses* me off more than splashback from a public toilet. Why not just leave toilets like we have at our homes? Is it cheaper in some way? I don't mind standing in front of a regular toilet. In fact I prefer it that way. Less splashback. Less bumping shoulders with strangers who may or may not be insane.

Second, why the hell is it so hard to piss in a public restroom? I don't piss all over the floor, walls and flush handle - even when I'm drunk! What's wrong with people? It's even worse in bars but that's still not an excuse. Do some people just suddenly lose all control over their hands/penises when drunk? So now you walk up to the toilet (or the damned splashbacking urinal) and have to stand 3 feet away because there's a lake of piss sloshing around on your shoes (which is why I have a no-shoes policy at my house) and try your best not to add to the mess because you're standing 3 freakin feet away.

And about washing hands - I'll be honest people, I'm iffy on that one. After being so grossed out by all the piss and shit all over the toilets, walls, floors, ceilings and light fixtures of said bathroom, well, I sometimes suspect anything I may or may not have touched while taking a quick leak is eighty times cleaner than the faucet handle. I think about that stuff. Some people call me OCD but hey, if there weren't so many filthy fucking humans out there, I wouldn't have to worry about it, would I? Besides, if you wash your hands you might have to touch the paper towel dispenser and then the door handle right after that. You might as well have not washed your hands in the first place.


* = Did you see what I did there?

[Matt Geer]

Speaking of restrooms, I have several things to say.

Who the hell invented the stand up urinal?

FIRST OFF....LOL hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ok...now that is outta the way.... I can agree to a point there, but reminds me of a bathroom situation a couple weeks ago......I went to a place to pick up some food and had to use the bathroom. Before I went in there, out came a 5-6 year old boy.... (only 1 person bathrooms) I went in there and they had a regular toilet... Now, it is possible it wasn't him or maybe he was just a little too short? But, there was piss all over the seat... can't lift the seat now to piss because I do not want to touch it but wondering if I should clean it so no one thinks it was me.... Anyway, I left it... but that is why I only agree a little.... I would rather work around the piss in front of a standup then have to use the bathroom in a rush ( what if you had to go #2???) and deal with piss on the seat... In short, I think the stand up was made for kids.. at least IMO... But no matter what, I'm sure its unavoidable.....

[PokerNations]

Hey, at least we don't have to squat over a hole in the floor anymore....

[Matt Geer]

I hate all things HP & Compaq. But I'm a computer snob since I build my own, so I turn my nose up at most any mass-produced PC

I just bought a brand new gateway cuz I'm tired of my laptops quiting....best $1400 I have ever spent!!!!

[Matt Geer]

Hey, at least we don't have to squat over a hole in the floor anymore....

if it was in the dirt, at least you can kick the overspray out of the way....wouldn't have to worry about slipping and falling in it