Baller Roll Call

[Sebastian]

Hey Folks,

I think the time has come for PAL to assess its population of resident ballers (or self proclaimed ballers) in an attempt to measure its short term success.

Reply "Present" or "Baller Here" if you are currently a baller. And... Pokernations can't reply because he has a crush on Clonie Gowen and that is very much "unballa". Aspiring ballers should reply as well.

EDIT: just kidding Pokernations, you can reply Baller as well.

-- Roll Call Start --

[Sebastian]

Present

[pokerprop]

*looks for the line of wannabe ballers to line up and post in this thread*

[Sebastian]

You're breaking the rules Prop, everyone knows how hard you ball in Vegas. You have to reply "baller here".

Jeremy is going to use this to measure the forum's ballerXfactor coefficient so take this seriously please.

[PokerNations]

I'm just a baller in training. I'm working real hard on breaking that crush though.

[pokerprop]

Oops sorry. I think lately though what I've been doing might fit more into the classification of being a degenerate then baller, though I'll look to turn that around and report back here soon.

[Sebastian]

Oops sorry. I think lately though what I've been doing might fit more into the classification of being a degenerate then baller, though I'll look to turn that around and report back here soon.

Apologies accepted, degenerate / ballers are valid too though.

nh by the way

[Sebastian]

OK so far we have 1 self proclaimed baller, 1 degenerate baller, and 1 baller in training with a crush on a C-Class poker celibrity.

--- Roll Call Resume ---

[PokerNations]

and 1 baller in training with a crush on a Z-Class poker celibrity.

--- Roll Call Resume ---

FYP

[Sebastian]

Pokernations,

I appreciate the sentiment but the ballerXfactor equation does not compute FYP.

Here are the different inputs it works with:

• Yup, What's up ?
• Baller here
• Jeremy Enke here
• I just woke up on a Las Vegas sidewalk after passing out
• I just went stuntin with lilholdem and we both had grills
• I play the slot machines
• Sorry, I was cybering with my best friend's wife
• PAL Member here
• The professor banned me