The Official "Bow To My SEO Prowess" Thread

[Planet Mark]

Here is an idea if anybody is up for it... lets see who is the king (or indeed Queen) of the silly / odd search results, the only criteria is that they come from your own search logs.

Will start the bar high here folks, got to be good to beat this one:

I'm 2nd in Google for 'Montana Turd Bird'

(more in reserve, lets see if anyone is up for a battle first!)

Cheers, Mark

[Gydian]

Oh, I'll bite.

'extreme female chastity device '

I ranked first for that for a while. No idea how.

[MJ]

I had "pole dancing poles" #1 for a bit, but in defense I only bought the site and never touched it, which is why it slid.

[Brandon]

I dominate any rankings for "Brandon Berndt"

Ya I know, I am pretty good.