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    Default I failed driving test today

    Had to many tickets in another state so had to retake written and road test. Written test I made it by skin of teeth getting 40 out of 50 correct (and lucky to do so) that's the worst passing score there is.

    Road test I apparently failed miserably:

    Failure to yield to oncoming traffic
    failure to come to complete stop (2x)
    Stopping at a green light (was making right turn in some fucked up curve in road)
    Speeding (2 times: 32 in 25 and 36 in 25)
    Unable to parallel park (took me 8 tries before he said don't bother)
    Touching the line when parking at end.

    Lol funny thing is I though I did fine. sucks to spend all day at DMV and then fail the fucking road test.
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    LOL. Funny post.

    Yeah, I ran over a raccoon during my driving test once. I pulled over the car, and started running towards the raccoon. The examiner told me that was OK, that I could try to pull him off the road to avoid further injuries. But when he saw me bash his head with my foot, repeatedly, he told me that I didn't get the license. I was so dissapointed.

    Apparently he told me it's OK to hit a raccoon inadvertently, but it's an entirely different thing to hit it on purpose, park the car, and beat it to death voluntarily.

    Sebastian

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    rofl Seb. Oh god, that just made my night. :')
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sebastian View Post
    LOL. Funny post.

    Yeah, I ran over a raccoon during my driving test once. I pulled over the car, and started running towards the raccoon. The examiner told me that was OK, that I could try to pull him off the road to avoid further injuries. But when he saw me bash his head with my foot, repeatedly, he told me that I didn't get the license. I was so dissapointed.

    Apparently he told me it's OK to hit a raccoon inadvertently, but it's an entirely different thing to hit it on purpose, park the car, and beat it to death voluntarily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pokerprop View Post
    Road test I apparently failed miserably:
    • Failure to yield to oncoming traffic
    • failure to come to complete stop (2x)
    • Stopping at a green light (was making right turn in some fucked up curve in road)
    • Speeding (2 times: 32 in 25 and 36 in 25)
    • Unable to parallel park (took me 8 tries before he said don't bother)
    • Touching the line when parking at end.

    Lol funny thing is I though I did fine. sucks to spend all day at DMV and then fail the fucking road test.
    You should fit right in with the rest of Vegas Drivers

    Also, the rules for driving in Vegas are a little different than the rest of the country, here is a short list of some of the differences:
    • Yellow Light - Actually means speed the f... up or the guy behind you will run you over trying to make the light.
    • Red Light - If the light just turns red you have at least 3-4 seconds to make it through
    • No U-Turn Signs - Only apply if a police car is nearby.


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